Thursday, February 05, 2009

Palin Pounds Pathetic Bloggers

The came-up-short VP aspirant Sarah Palin has an annoyance — "bored, anonymous, pathetic bloggers who lie."

Among my areas of profound ignorance is celebrity gossip. My wife at least reads Parade and can say, "See, if you'd read Parade, you would have known..."

Well, today I learned about what Gov. Sarah Palin learned. In a gossip/20-questions style LITE pseudo-interview, she talked mooseburger, lip balm and more.

The piece is by Esquire articles editor Ryan D'Agostino and appears in the 2/16 issue. In a whispering, snickering sort of way, it is quite a rest from the likes of the Financial Times and Nation. It's more of that toilet reading, short and light.

There is a little there there with her. At the top was, "A courageous person is anyone who loses a child and can still get out of bed in the morning." However, mostly she shows the accuracy of her name, which means princess in Hebrew.

She brushes against the fantasy that the GOP screwed her over, maybe robbing her of her reasonable chance to win. Likewise, old and new media are just so unfair. She really does love to kill big mammals and make chili with the parts. She doesn't "go anywhere without Carmex." She and God have a running conversation, at least one-way.

If you haven't had enough Alaska folksy, click on over. She's got it for ya.

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Bill Baar said...

She pays her taxes.

massmarrier said...

Maybe she does, maybe not. We have lots of evidence she fudges her expenses though.

Bill Baar said...

really...some links?

Could qualify her for a cabinet post with the rest.

massmarrier said...

I don't run errands for people who won't bother to use search engines. I'll compromise with a simple tip. Search for "Palin expense account" and find a lot more than you need.