Massachusetts Primary Election Day, bumping haaaaaard into Talk Like a Pirate Day, aye.
We'll fly the same flag and sail.
I'll be keel hauling lubbers and sea dogs alike who don't make their marks on ballots.
Unless ye want to feel the cold steel of me cutlass, bend an ear to me end-aaaar-sements:
- Governor -- Deval Patrick
- Lieutenant Governor - Tim Murray
- Secretary of State - John Bonifaz
For them that anchors in me home port, Sixth Suffolk, be blackening the spot of Representative - Willie Mae Allen.
Ye swarthy salt, if ye been sleeping at the helm, view the lot of 'em here.
Step smartly, matey! Polling hatches clang shut at 8 bells, last dog watch. Weigh anchor!
As the sun plunges below the yaaaaardarm, unplug the bung hole and drink up! Hie to ye cabin and look to the flashing box.
Aaar, may me favored mates stand tall!
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