I predict ill for Willard Mitt Romney, Johnny Reid Edwards and Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton.

Don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes
This is the current tone up North of us. The theatrics are astounding and astoundingly bad. They carry over from Iowa and should prove the gross miscalculation of the 2008 race. The schoolyard has been infected with the dual slander and bullying bugs.
Those with the diseases are likely to fall first.
Tomorrow when only the pre-dawn Dixville Notch and Hart's Location votes are public, over at Left Ahead! we'll ramble, ruminate and rant about the primary and its likely implications. For our weekly podcast, we hope to lure Humble Elias from Chimes at Midnight to join us. He just returned from that other state. His comments on observing the shameful mess are at his post on the weekend.
Seldom one to let caution limit me, I can see the don't-step-on-my-blue-suede-strategy tack leading way off course. Those battered worst by flaccid results in Iowa as a group switched to or increased their attacks on the other candidates.
Honk. Wrong!
Hillary blew it early and often by refusing to take questions. This is not 10 grade in prep school. Hiding as poetry editor of the literary magazine doesn't get you any points. When she shows up and lectures, she comes off as simultaneously cold and cowardly.
Now, first in Iowa and more so in New Hampshire, she tries to knock down the leaders instead of building herself up to the voters.
Willard, our own Cap'n Brylcreem

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Going into South Carolina's primary, Mitt's dead, he'll just linger long enough to become carrion. (Coincidentally, he could have made a lot of poor people's lives better by giving them the money he pissed away on this campaign. Then at least he'd leave a legacy of doing good.)
Edwards may come in second in the palmetto state. After that, he could well be in the running for VP.
Hillary appears to be headed toward to door with a basket of lovely consolation prizes.
Some years and in some places, attacks and debatable slanders can win elections. I don't see it happening here and now. Tick...tick...tick.
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